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Sex on the Sly: 5 Reasons Your Husband Trolls Craigslist

The email came early one morning, and I made the mistake of opening it before my coffee. Reading the words: Did you meet-up with my husband? He’s not Troy, you know. He’s married! Gave me pause for...

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A Little Boob for the Monday Blues

It could have been a bad night. He was hung over. Tired. Cranky. I did put up more of a fight when I got there. He wanted me to go down on him right away. I wanted to chat, snuggle, warm-up a bit. He...

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Quickie Afternoon Delight

Standing there in his ratty, old T-shirt, shorts, and flip-flops; I’m caught a little off-guard. I’ve known this man intimately for months. I come to his home two, sometimes three days a week to have...

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Craigslist Dos, Don’ts, and Duhs

I spy a fake Last week I bought an adorable, flirty pink dress and met my date at a popular spot in town. It was our first encounter after meeting on Craigslist. He had been to a baseball game earlier...

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[M]onday [M]orning [F]uckfest

The dimly lit, empty bar was the perfect backdrop. The shrine in the corner devoted to both Jesus and Elvis caught my attention briefly, as did the plush dog plopped up on the stage that had seen...

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Sex Club Virgin

One of my favorite sub-groups of people to respond to my Craigslist ads are out-of-town business men. Typically, they have expense accounts, sweet hotel rooms, and I rarely ever have to see them again....

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[e]lust #47

Photo courtesy of Behind the Chintz Curtain Welcome to e[lust] - The only place where the smartest and hottest sex bloggers are featured under one roof every month. Whether you’re looking for sex...

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Rape: A Love Story

It doesn’t sting anymore, but the perfectly oval, red mark on my right forearm rises about a quarter inch over the course of the day. My left eye, the one where his cum squirted as I looked up at him...

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Hate to Burst Your Bubble

He pulls the pillow out from under my forehead and forces my neck into the mattress. The groan that escapes him as he transfers his cock from my ass to my pussy is purely involuntary. I know. The same...

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A Taste of Rub & Tug

Moving on isn’t one of my strengths. When I find a lover I like, one with whom I’m compatible but who is clearly wrong for me, I dig in my heels and hold on for dear life instead of simply letting go...

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Villainous Effect

As he sat perched on the side of the Jacuzzi naked and rock hard, I thought to myself: Damn girl, you really are Iago! His petite, brunette date expertly took him in her mouth, working his ten-incher...

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It’s All the Rage

On my knees, I buried my face into his crotch.  Once his fly was open, I gobbled him up.  Tall, lovely men who were women just for tonight barely noticed the two of us out there on the dance floor....

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That Kind of Girl

“Why?”  It is the text I have been waiting for.  The one I wasn’t entirely sure I would get at all.  He’s stingy with his responses to me to begin with, and at this point I am telling him something he...

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Curse of the Bionic Dick

The foam made the whole scene feel like I was taking a bubble bath with a group of naked strangers.  On the outskirts of town, the spacious lodge had an outdoor Jacuzzi that seemed friendly.  As I got...

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Eight Ball

The feeling that crept over her body as she peered at the knotty paneled walls with mounted heads of deer, bear, and antelope had nothing to do with her surroundings.  Her eyes adjusted to the dimly...

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Beer and Nuts: Making the Cut Part 2

Deciding between taking a shower or being excessively late for my date left me perplexed.  My clients had put me behind by over a half an hour, but the need to address some pretty pungent body odor...

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Hog Wild: A Guest Post

Dear Panty Parade: I am a 47-year-old guy who’s married to a wonderful woman who puts up with a lot of shit from me. I spend long hours as an armed security guard, and I am a volunteer firefighter who...

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The Easy and the Hard Way: Advice for Getting Your Cock Sucked

Before I sucked off my date the other night, he said something that has stuck with me:  “Guys just don’t get why their ex-wives are willing to suck my dick even though they wouldn’t give a blow job for...

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How to Thank a Slut

“They only have Jacuzzi rooms left,” he said as he slid back into the booth beside me.  His puppy dog pout didn’t come close to disguising how this “bad news” couldn’t be further from being a...

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How to Turn Me On Morning, Noon, and Night

Women are complex creatures.  We hear from men again and again how they have no idea how to please us or what to do to turn us on.  I get that.  Whether it’s whim or folly—my desires change like the...

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